There's so much stuff
of all kinds going on in London that it boggles the mind and burns out
the body. Take my visit there this June/July.
I'd hardly
got in from Vancouver when I found myself in Brixton Academy watching
LA's Dilated Peoples making an incoherent mess of their Platform
LP, one of the hip hop highlights of this year. Amazing that a band
with so much wit, imagination and idiosyncracy on record could be so
tediously cliched live. Hearing the Academy's booming acoustics swallow
up the Peoples' endless "throw your hands in the air" exhortations was
a disheartening experience. Still, not as bad as witnessing the show's
headliners, Cypress Hill, allowing a heavy metal backing band to crush
their sharpest gems into mud.
This wasn't
what I'd come to London for. The same goes for the performance of late
Maoist composer Cornelius Cardew's The Great Learning that Michael
Nyman and Brian Eno had organized for Islington's cavernous Union Chapel.
Still, this post-Cageian concept epic proved to be a compelling, if
endurance-testing, spectacle - it was certainly interesting to see free
improv legends AMM and Blur's Damon Albarn performing in the same ensemble.
I was actually
in town to attend the South Bank Centre's annual Meltdown festival,
which was being "curated" by my idol, '60s pop star turned '90s avant
rocker Scott Walker. The great man, following previous years' down-melters
Laurie Anderson, Elvis Costello, Nick Cave and John Peel, had organized
a pretty intriguing two-weeks of dance, film, theatre and - most of
all - music.
Highlights
included a fantastic new piece by British composer Mark Anthony Turnage.
Bizzarely, it was performed by a youth orchestra from the suburbs of
North West London who coped admirably with the daunting task of expressing
Turnage's garish, turbulent cascades of orchestral colour.
Things really
started to heat up with the appearance of Fuckhead. Opening an evening
headlined by dour indie-rockers Smog, these Austrian art terrorists
created a truly formidable mix of cutting-edge "glitchcore" electronica,
hypnotic film projections, metallic math-rock and puerile pranks. Clad
in nothing but a little well-placed electrical tape they were a truly
hilarious spectacle. Behaviour that could be highly irritating from
a less professional combo, instead cohered into a cutting satire of
Germanic male identity.
After that,
even much-loved Britpop prankster Jarvis Cocker (of Pulp) couldn't have
much impact. His mid-bill side project A Touch of Glass mixed minimalism,
electronica and spy film soundtracks to pleasingly Stereolab-esque effect.
The highlight came, when a cappella choir The Swingle Singers came on
to help out with a rendition of Scott's "On Your Own Again". This sort
of one-off curio is just the kind of thing that is making Meltdown an
unmissable part of British summertime.
Smog's headlining
set may have been somewhat standard by comparison but it still used
some interesting gimmicks including a huge real-time film of a human
eye that hovered over the stage throughout the performance, the presence
of two Tortoise members and an appearance by cowgirl backing singers
The Dongettes. The eye, in particular, was the perfect accompaniment
to mainman Bill Callaghan's unflinching gaze at the grimy underbelly
of mundanely failed romances. His skeletal dirges were utterly compelling
in this context.
Certainly
more intense than the opening set performed by Cathal Coughlan at another
Meltdown show. Coughlan, a pitbull-like Irish firebrand, started his
career in soft-rock satirists Microdisney but really found his raging
voice in the ferocious Fatima Mansions. Sadly he seems to have returned
to his more mannered style of songsmithery in a last-ditch attempt to
rescue his failing career.
Strangely,
Coughlan's old Microdisney partner Sean O'Hagan (of The High Llamas)
was playing as part of the evening's headlining band, which had been
assembled by Jim O'Rourke to recreate the lush avant pop he's been producing
to much popular acclaim recently. With various excursions into intensely
hypnotic repitition and one venture into electro-acoustic improv, this
deceptively laid-back performance was the musical highlight of my trip.
It would
have been nice to hear Jim indulging his free improv tendencies a little
more but there was plenty of that sort of thing just around the corner.
Evan Parker's Meltdown performance, the following night at the Purcell
Room, was just about as good as this sort of music gets. Accompanied
by Johns Russel and Edwards going crazy on acoustic guitar and double
bass respectively, Parker's painfully extended, gradually evolving circular
breathing meditations created richly evocative flurry of micro-tones
and timbres.
This provided
a fittingly masterful end to my Meltdown experience but, for most people
this was actually where the festival got started. The last two nights
were the most high-profile by far, featuring much-anticipated gigs by
Britpop megastars Radiohead and Blur, on consecutive nights. Tickets
for these shows sold out before I'd even heard they were happening but
I did manage to attend Radiohead's after-show party where I accidentally
touched buttocks with teeny pop megastar Robbie Williams.
On the night
of the Blur show I was in Shepherd's Bush Empire for the second night
of Sonic Youth's two-night residency. Joined on stage by the aforementioned
Jim O'Rourke, the godparents of rock dissonance provided a rousing,
if rather cursory mix of old favourites and excellent new tunes.
By the end
of the set I was exhilarated and exhausted. In short, I'd had enough.
I'd taken all I wanted from this particular metropolis and it was time
to go west. After all, London's a nice place to go on holiday but you
wouldn't want to live there.
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